nerdinessinabluebox:

thorthousand1:

Just called an anorexia help line and the girl answered and immediately hearing I was male said “you’re real funny douche” and hung up. If you dot think that’s messed up, u messed up.

ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME

capnvonv666:

chris-evanger:

that-big-gay-impala:

phoenixmoonstone:

carryonmy-assbutt:

anycsifan:

sammycasdean:

superhetavengerstucklock:

drop-that-punpunpun:

i love it when TV shows make references to other TV shows

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now we just need a show that references Supernatural

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Supernatural?

Ron/Hermione Parallels | Goblet of Fire & Deathly Hallows

alicecomedies:

Can someone send this to everyone at my school? 

graffitiballs:

hitlersbreastmilk:

imagine if u could hear ur hair growing

hair: goo goo ga ga

me: how cute

6 months later

hair: but moooooom I don’t need to be trimmed

me: fuck u *shaves head*

soarry:

I will know my life is successful when I have a library with a rolling ladder

jimbertimber:

something i hate is how in a lot of movies the ugly guy gets the hot chick but when the ugly chick gets the hot guy she has to go through a beautiful transition into a sexy woman first

minxiekitten:

raubbenhood:

Disneyworld needs to make a rollercoaster based off of the ride Yzma and Kronk take to the lair. When the ride starts, Yzma’s voice yells “pull the lever, Kronk!” and the ride starts to move backwards so she yells “wrong lever!” and it shoots you forward.

WHY IS THIS NOT HAPPENING?!

tennants-hair:

*throws book at cinema screen* READ THE FUCKING BOOK